- People who dawdle when I’m in a rush.
- People who are frantic when I’m feeling relaxed.
- People who are irritable when I’m in a good mood.
- People who are cheery when I’m having a bad day.
- People who think the rules don’t apply to them.
- People who are legalistic.
- People who are chatty when I want to be alone.
- People who are curt when I’m trying to be friendly.
- People who think they’re funny when they’re not.
- People who act unamused when I’m being clever.
- People who are negative when I’m feeling hopeful.
- People who are optimistic when I’m feeling discouraged.
- People who are lazy.
- People who don’t know how to have fun.
- People who call my cell too frequently.
- People who NEVER. ANSWER. THEIR PHONE!
- People who always seem to have drama.
- People who have no compassion.
- People who bite their nails, smack their gum, and drum their fingers.
- People who nitpick every little thing I do.
Man! There sure are a lot of annoying people in this world! I’m glad I’m not like any of them.